Seventy-nine
years ago there were three cousins whose names were Rose Marshmary, Mary
Rosemarsh, and Marsh Maryrose.
They
lived in a house covered with roses on the edge of a marsh.
Since
they were orphans and there was nobody to stop them, they were often merry far
into the night.
In
the daytime they picked up things left by the tide.
One
September afternoon Rose and Mary quarreled over a bedslat.
Mary
struck Rose with a brown china doorknob she had already found and killed her.
She
had Marsh bury her in a field known as the Rabbits’ Restroom.
The
incident caused her to become a religious maniac.
Shortly
thereafter Marsh took to drink.
One
April morning he drank the dregs of a bottle of vanilla extract he discovered
in the mud.
They
must have been contaminated, for he died in agony during the night.
Mary
conducted a funeral service by herself that lasted the whole day and then
buried him near Rose.
The
next winter she was carried off by an unusually high tide.
They
never found her body.
Edward
Gorey
Amphigorey
Too
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